Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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