i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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