If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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