these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I need a beard to bite.
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