He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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we're making bets on your personal life
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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