You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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