? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Boobs are out for the taking
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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