your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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