Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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