I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You smell like stripper and shame
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there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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