I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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