How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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