I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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