THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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