Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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