it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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