some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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