I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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