I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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