You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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