i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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