Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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