Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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