They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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