Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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