please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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