I have demons in me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Drunk is not a location!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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