She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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