I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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