Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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