You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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