so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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