my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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