Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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