Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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