i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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