Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
COCAINE IS GR8
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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