in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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