his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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