so that wasnt chicken after all
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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