FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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