Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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