In the future we'll all be gay
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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