I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Your penis caused this!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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