I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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