Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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