Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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