It's just like the Real World with babies
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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