I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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