In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can't turn off my feet"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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