so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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