Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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